Hi, I’m PutoBukoShakeUgMisua (background music: Lady Marmalade - tedededeng tededeng… go sista go sista amagowahgo sistah). I’ve always wondered about my existence in this universe (tedededeng tededeng…), I have yet to find my purpose in this life but the urge to munch on pichi pichi was very strong even when I first became aware of my existence (yes I was still a virgin at that time - tedededeng tededeng).

Yes, pichi-pichi, when I hear that name it brings to me a sensation so difficult to describe that words, regardless of what language it is in, will never be enough to give justice to my emotion (tedededeng tededeng…). Much more so when I bring forth the tasty pichi-pichi to the tip of my lips, this brings me to a level of euphoria that’s close to orgasmic (okay its not better than sex but close, sooo close - tedededeng tededeng…).

At the exact moment I take a bite of pichi-pichi and taste the mouthwatering and exotic flavor of the delicacy. I experience a transformation within me (volume of music suddenly becomes loud - baby lady marmalaaayayayayayayade - putobukoshakeugmisua ugmisua ugmisua - choco loca mocha yeye… baby lady marmalayayayayayade!). I am suddenly at one with the pichi-pichi, I can almost feel myself being chewed by my own self! (Hah, can you even start to imagine!?). This joy that I can’t even describe must be shared! I live, I love, I like pichi-pichi! You, yes you! You try pichi-pichi and who knows for once, you might actually experience the elusive feeling called orgasm! Hail pichi-picheeeeeeee!

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